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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

16.06.2025 08:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Why Lane Johnson believes he can be better than ever at 35 years old - NBC Sports Philadelphia

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Dear atheist, do you realise that there is a God watching over you who will one day judge and condemn you for every wrong thing you have said and done before casting you into the lake of fire?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Did the Sumerians, Babylonians and, other Mesopotamians create more, influence more and, were more advanced than Egypt?

No way

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Do opposites attract? How often do you see weird couples like a guy/girl dating someone who is boring with no sense of humor ?

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

Is love natural, or is it somehow created?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do we let ugly men exist?

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hillingdon heraldic designer appointed MBE for royal cypher - BBC

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Taking five minutes a day to do this can improve happiness, study finds - San Francisco Chronicle

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Why do you think most harem anime and manga have lame male protagonists that would be considered losers and pathetic by most people?