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16.06.2025 08:17

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Why Lane Johnson believes he can be better than ever at 35 years old - NBC Sports Philadelphia
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Is love natural, or is it somehow created?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hillingdon heraldic designer appointed MBE for royal cypher - BBC
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Taking five minutes a day to do this can improve happiness, study finds - San Francisco Chronicle
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...